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MDickie in the flesh. The Tommy Wiseau of video game industry.
Matthew Dickie (MDickie for short) is an independent game developer living in the UK. He started making games in 2001, his most well-known games are Hard Time, The You Testament, The Making of a Prophet, Wrestling Revolution, and others.
His games are notorious for bad controls, difficulty, and stupid concepts. The series of bizarre random events that comprise each one can, however, be extremely entertaining.
Why His Games Suck
- Very terrible controls in his PC games.
- He reused various stuff and assets from previous games since 2001 into new games, including characters from his wrestling games. He also uses random images from the internet as background images and items.
- In most of his survival games like Hard Time and Wrecked, everyone tries to kill you and it is nigh-impossible not to get hit. This goes double for The You Testament and The Making of a Prophet, which try to deliver moral lessons while ugly people are hitting each other with random objects in the background.
- A lot of his games have a sanity meter. (Hard Time and School Days) If the meter goes down, your character goes insane and he/she remains uncontrollable, moving and attacking by themselves. This gets very annoying and is one of the most annoying things about his games.
- His wrestling games offer little to no change whatsoever when a new one comes out. For example, Reach, a boxing game, is just a re-skinned version of Wrestling MPire, same system, same screens, but with boxing, and there's one called School Days (mobile) which is a reskin of Hard Time.
- 'School Days'? Didn't he know that a game (visual novel, to be precise) with a name like that already exists?
- Unskippable cutscenes that take forever to progress.
- His games that you would think aren't hard are very hard. In Popscene and Popcorn, you absolutely need to use cheats in order to make an actually good album/movie. Even when your stats are maxed out, your album/movie is decent, not good.
- For whatever reason, he stopped making PC games and started to make games on mobile only. You have to pay to unlock the full game. Because of this, many features are absent from the free version. Even simple features like being able to create your own character.Yes, you have to pay to create your own character.
- In his 3D games, it has stretched and warped skyboxes that look like you're either in a dome or a Salvador Dali painting.
- This clip from one of his games 'The MDickie show'. No words to describe how awkward and uncomfortable this scene is.
- In his older games from 2000-2002 It had graphics that look like Super Fire Pro Wrestling 3 for the SNES but instead the faces are either had open eyes or half-closed eyes.
- He has absolutely no grasp of how religion works, and his two games The You Testament and The Making of a Prophet depict a bizarre mixture of mangled fragments of teachings from those religions, deliberate misinterpretations of scripture, random bits and pieces of other religions, and random new-age nonsense. His newer games also featured various prophets and gods (Jesus, Buddha, Muhammad, Moses) which can be offensive to some people.
- He has a gigantic ego and honestly thinks he's some hot-shot visionary game designer, meaning he ignores all his critics.
- He has also taken a stance against mods for no reason whatsoever, removing the mods and source code pages from his website.
- The games are so poorly optimized they can barely handle 20 on-screen characters without frame drop, heck some versions of the game don't suffer from that problem. Try and find an APK of the game that runs extremely well.
- On MDickie's website any questions about why the games run so poorly or why they're so badly optimized he chalks up to be the users' fault instead of his own because he believes his games to be groundbreaking and ingenious. This was because it runs on Adobe Flash, but ported to Android as Adobe Air.
Redeeming Qualities
- His wrestling games are actually very addictive. Especially Wrestling Revolution and Wrestling Revolution 3D, which fixed various issues stated above.
- Some games can be fun to play due to the wrestling engine conversion.
- Some creative ideas like Super City, Hard Time and School Days.
- The mobile ports of his games had improved controls.
- The mobile ports and his new games offer various new features, such as the gore system.
- Wrestling Revolution returned the custom music feature from WWE 2K14 which 2K removed in later WWE 2K games
Comments
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MDickie in the flesh. The Tommy Wiseau of video game industry.
Matthew Dickie (MDickie for short) is an independent game developer living in the UK. He started making games in 2001, his most well-known games are Hard Time, The You Testament, The Making of a Prophet, Wrestling Revolution, and others.
His games are notorious for bad controls, difficulty, and stupid concepts. The series of bizarre random events that comprise each one can, however, be extremely entertaining.
Why His Games Suck
- Very terrible controls in his PC games.
- He reused various stuff and assets from previous games since 2001 into new games, including characters from his wrestling games. He also uses random images from the internet as background images and items.
- In most of his survival games like Hard Time and Wrecked, everyone tries to kill you and it is nigh-impossible not to get hit. This goes double for The You Testament and The Making of a Prophet, which try to deliver moral lessons while ugly people are hitting each other with random objects in the background.
- A lot of his games have a sanity meter. (Hard Time and School Days) If the meter goes down, your character goes insane and he/she remains uncontrollable, moving and attacking by themselves. This gets very annoying and is one of the most annoying things about his games.
- His wrestling games offer little to no change whatsoever when a new one comes out. For example, Reach, a boxing game, is just a re-skinned version of Wrestling MPire, same system, same screens, but with boxing, and there's one called School Days (mobile) which is a reskin of Hard Time.
- 'School Days'? Didn't he know that a game (visual novel, to be precise) with a name like that already exists?
- Unskippable cutscenes that take forever to progress.
- His games that you would think aren't hard are very hard. In Popscene and Popcorn, you absolutely need to use cheats in order to make an actually good album/movie. Even when your stats are maxed out, your album/movie is decent, not good.
- For whatever reason, he stopped making PC games and started to make games on mobile only. You have to pay to unlock the full game. Because of this, many features are absent from the free version. Even simple features like being able to create your own character.Yes, you have to pay to create your own character.
- In his 3D games, it has stretched and warped skyboxes that look like you're either in a dome or a Salvador Dali painting.
- This clip from one of his games 'The MDickie show'. No words to describe how awkward and uncomfortable this scene is.
- In his older games from 2000-2002 It had graphics that look like Super Fire Pro Wrestling 3 for the SNES but instead the faces are either had open eyes or half-closed eyes.
- He has absolutely no grasp of how religion works, and his two games The You Testament and The Making of a Prophet depict a bizarre mixture of mangled fragments of teachings from those religions, deliberate misinterpretations of scripture, random bits and pieces of other religions, and random new-age nonsense. His newer games also featured various prophets and gods (Jesus, Buddha, Muhammad, Moses) which can be offensive to some people.
- He has a gigantic ego and honestly thinks he's some hot-shot visionary game designer, meaning he ignores all his critics.
- He has also taken a stance against mods for no reason whatsoever, removing the mods and source code pages from his website.
- The games are so poorly optimized they can barely handle 20 on-screen characters without frame drop, heck some versions of the game don't suffer from that problem. Try and find an APK of the game that runs extremely well.
- On MDickie's website any questions about why the games run so poorly or why they're so badly optimized he chalks up to be the users' fault instead of his own because he believes his games to be groundbreaking and ingenious. This was because it runs on Adobe Flash, but ported to Android as Adobe Air.
Redeeming Qualities
- His wrestling games are actually very addictive. Especially Wrestling Revolution and Wrestling Revolution 3D, which fixed various issues stated above.
- Some games can be fun to play due to the wrestling engine conversion.
- Some creative ideas like Super City, Hard Time and School Days.
- The mobile ports of his games had improved controls.
- The mobile ports and his new games offer various new features, such as the gore system.
- Wrestling Revolution returned the custom music feature from WWE 2K14 which 2K removed in later WWE 2K games
Comments
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